And hey, come on — eating the thing you’re cooking while cooking it really is good for everyone. See, nobody likes a Saltless Surprise, so it’s good for the cook to perform these vital Tongue Tests early and often to ensure a tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty, tasty meal. (Source here)
Yeah, way to sneak in a pre-meal before the real meal, FATTY. It wouldn’t hurt to wait a few minutes before you shovel that nacho cheese sauce down your gullet.
I’m pretty sure small, pre-meals are called appetizers.
And appetizers are fucking STILL AWESOME!